Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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MICHAEL

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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