- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

ROSS G IS OBESE

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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