What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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