two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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