You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Akshaytiger World

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Women Voting

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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you just lost the game!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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