Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Small titties.

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