- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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The WNBA.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Women Voting

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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