A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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That's what he said.

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Women's Basketball.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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whats gay ? you

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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