What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Your life That's the joke

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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9:11 make a wish

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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lol

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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