What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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666 im christian

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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AVI IS A FAG

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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