Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Women's Basketball.

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Microsoft Windows

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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