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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Avery has crabs.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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AVI IS A FAG

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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