What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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who eats pencils asians

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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The WNBA

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Small titties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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