Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Justin Bieber

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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