A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Women's rights.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Women's Basketball.

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I dislike old people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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