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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

i hate you.

Adam Sandler.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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