- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q: What's the point? A: .

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

I LIKE TURLES.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

My mom just died....

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

balls in ya mouf

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

kennah campion... being nice

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

two fish are in a tank.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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