Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Hi colton

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Anti Joke

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