A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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A black person in the NHL

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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