- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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