why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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penis

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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sweaty black guy

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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