What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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you will die someday

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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