- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

women's rights.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

pubic lice.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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