why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Women's Basketball.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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