What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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GAY PEOPLE

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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GONNA

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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