Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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666 im christian

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Tacos

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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newt gingrich

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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World peace

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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