- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Black people

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Exactly what?

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

This joke isnt funny.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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