what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A homeless person dies.

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Women"s Rights

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Obamacare!

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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