- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Nathan Gooderson.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Women

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

American Idol

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

corey is a nipplepotomus

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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