Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Punchline.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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i wish i was a tree !

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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