- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

stuff and dogs {()}

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

knock knock come in

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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