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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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