How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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GAY PEOPLE

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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GONNA

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