Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

KEVIN HART

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

guess what? chicken butt.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Women"s Rights

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Exactly what?

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

This joke isnt funny.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What break when you talk?

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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