what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Haha pizza

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Women's Basketball.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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