- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

I am a real homosexual

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Women's rights.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

women's rights.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Gadaffi

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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