How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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dead babies

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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lewis bedford

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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oops

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Anti Joke

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