Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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lewis bedford

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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dead babies

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Yo mama so fat she died

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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