Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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a horse walks into a barn

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Tacos

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Tim's gay.

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womans rights

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Anti Joke

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