- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Women's rights.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Women

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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