What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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69

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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throbbing slobber

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come along children

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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