Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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haha.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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