- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

World peace

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

jack shine has boobs

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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