There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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The WNBA

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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how does peploe get around they walk

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