A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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The horse said "nay."

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Religion

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Hummer.

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Water, please.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Chrissy is funny.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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