Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Bing

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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No

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A van drives into a car.

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i heart wiener

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Anti Joke

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