What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's 9 +10 19

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Justin Bieber

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A fat man buys a salad

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Baseball

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