Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Grapefruit.

Nicholas Cage

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

666

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

if it's friday, it must be China

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

The chicken crossed the road.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

404 Error: Joke not found

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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