- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Pickle!

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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