Hello

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beiber i straight

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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A fat man buys a salad

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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womans rights

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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two fish are in a tank.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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