Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

PENIS

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Bing

No

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

. Deez nuts Ok

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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