- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

nine...eleven

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

I am really good at math debating

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

if it's friday, it must be China

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Hummer.

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