What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Golf.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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