A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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marble

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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