What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

women's rights

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

dead babies

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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